Randall’s Unusual Nostalgia

No. 82 ·

Out holiday shopping, Randall spots an office supply store and gets starry-eyed. Samantha, carrying shopping bags, shoots him down, and later drives the car while he holds his head.

Transcript

  1. [Panel 1]
  2. Randall: ooooh...
  3. Randall: An office supply store! We have to get the newest mechanical pencils!
  4. [Panel 2]
  5. Samantha: No! Boring!
  6. Randall: But Samantha, I used to save up my lunch money to afford Dr. Grip!
  7. [Panel 3]
  8. Randall: If we go now, I could buy all of them and finally be cool!
  9. Samantha: Please don’t tell anyone else what your idea of cool is!

Samantha says…

I rarely take Randall shopping with me when I shop for myself. He usually dies inside while feigning contentment. It kills me to see him so unhappy. He recalled this pretty nerdy anecdote when we did happen to go shopping together for the holidays and had passed by an office supply store. Yup, he actually said “the cool guys” did this. I just hope they had something to eat for lunch since they weren’t spending their money on a meal. There are more interesting comics to come, of other times that I take Randall into the real world on shopping trips, where he does and says weird things.

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