Hardly Funny a webcomic about being married to a computer programmer
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New Year Resolutions

No. 32 ·

Randall excitedly tells an unimpressed Samantha about a friend's beard. By the last panel both have heart eyes, picturing a glowing bearded figure on a hill above tiny worshippers.

Transcript
  1. Randall: My friend Alven’s going to grow his beard out for a whole year!
  2. Samantha: So?
  3. [Panel 2]
  4. Randall: A beard like that on a developer is like having the golden fleece on your face!
  5. Randall: It will have powers!
  6. [Panel 3]
  7. Randall and Samantha: Oooohh...
  8. [Their shared thought bubble shows a radiant man with a huge white beard standing on a hill above tiny cheering stick figures.]

Samantha says…

Our friend has natural Billy Mays-like powers for beard growing and he mentioned that he is under some playful pressure to grow it out. Randall has burst with beard envy twice now. The beard will need a name.

  • beard
  • non-technical
  • randall