Why you should leave your developer at home

No. 35 ·

At a paint-your-own-ceramics studio, Samantha paints a crane on a blue vase while Randall, in a 1337 shirt, paints a tile. A blonde staff member in an apron comes over to their table.

Transcript

  1. Samantha: This is the best date ever! I love Paint-Your-Own Ceramic!
  2. Randall: Yup.
  3. [Panel 2]
  4. Samantha: I’m painting a magical crane! Me looves it!
  5. Randall: I’m painting hexadecimal!
  6. [Randall's tile reads: \x48\x61\x69\x6C \x53\x61\x74\x61\x6E]
  7. [Panel 3]
  8. Staff member: Aw, what a cute couple! What do all those numbers mean, young man?
  9. Randall: It’s hexadecimal for Hail Satan.
  10. [Samantha looks horrified.]

Samantha says…

Now we have a personalized-by-Randall ceramic candle holder that reads Hail Satan in hexadecimal. Not good. Not good at all. I regret taking Randall there but it’s my favorite place and I’m counting down until our next visit on Valentines Day!

  • date-night
  • hexadecimal
  • randall