I guess I’ll be learning UNIX. I knew it was coming to this, because he tries to reformat my computer with different operating systems when I’m not home. I’m sure UNIX is great. I just didn’t know that we were ready to take this step together. Gulp.
We love dinosaurs, but sometimes we have to call each other nerds.
Randall went ooh la la over me when I made my first Github account and repository this week! I will use it for my new static html site that I plan to host through Amazon Web Services.
Randall has special music for programming. I guess it isn’t that nerdy, considering that people have music for working out to or music for romance. It just sounded so nerdy when he told me about it.
Randall determined this equation after we both started working our first jobs and hated it. I don’t know if we’ll ever attain an account balance of $2.7 million dollars while there’s a still a bank that offers a 2% interest rate. However, the idea makes him happy and hopeful, and that is priceless.
I believe Randalls dad actually said he should “open up a can of Heroku” if anybody gives him a hard time.
Now we have a personalized-by-Randall ceramic candle holder that reads Hail Satan in hexadecimal. Not good. Not good at all. I regret taking Randall there but it’s my favorite place and I’m counting down until our next visit on Valentines Day!
Our friend has natural Billy Mays-like powers for beard growing and he mentioned that he is under some playful pressure to grow it out. Randall has burst with beard envy twice now. The beard will need a name.
I just realized there’s no point in hiding my weight from him since he can just go online and analyze it. I really should cut back on the holiday feasting.
Today we’re going out of town to do some holiday shopping for my husbands family. If there’s an Apple store at the mall, then I’ll literally have to talk Randall out of waltzing in there and quizzing the associates about the history, hardware, and sourcecode of just about anything computer related. It’s the only time he scoffs at people.
The pattern had bewildered me. Its hair was strangely dented at random times and felt crinkled. One day, it felt compelled to expose its secretive habit, and I immediately felt remorse and affection for this characteristic hermit.
Hardly Funny 